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The chicken dance is a rare phenomenon, very seldom seen but much talked about.
Its roots go back to the early 70s when Colonel Sanders and his team launched a TV campaign in the UK to boost KFC sales among young consumers.
It seemed to work as hordes of school kids took to strutting their stuff in primary school playgrounds across the land like Mick Jagger on heat.
The laying of eggs and raucous clucking noises were optional but highly entertaining extras.
This impressive performance of what has long-been considered a lost art was witnessed at the recent Lagoa Beer Festival during a Beto Kalula set which, despite very poor attendance figures, was as striking as the man’s hair-do (pictured below).

Mine’s a candy-floss.