Taking some stick
Tired of hearing jokes about his kind, a drummer decides to change his instrument.
The accordian seems an easy option and there are certainly less accordian players around than drummers.
He then goes to a shop to buy one and the assistant tells him that they’re all at the back of the shop.
As he doesn’t know how to play the instrument, he concentrates on choosing one that he likes the look of.
After a while he goes looking for the shop assistant and tells him;
“Right, I’ve made my choice, I’d like the white one up there on the wall.”
The assistant says: “You’re a drummer aren’t you?”
“Yes, how did you know?”
“Because you’re pointing at the air-conditioning.”
Um baterista, farto de ouvir anedotas de bateristas, resolve mudar de instrumento.
Thanks Daniela.
Anyone know how many drummers it takes to change a light-bulb?
MW
Meee!! Meee!!
None! Now they have machines that do that!!
Machines, my arse!
By the way Daniela, we’re playing in Guimarães later in the year. Is that any good for you?
Bjs,
MW.
Yes, I know, your concert in guimarães is already in my “concerts calendar”!!
Still, only in October, so much time waiting… ‘Till then I’ll listen to the album!
Oh, by the way!! What does a drummer say before being fired?….
I don’t know Daniela, what does a drummer say before being fired?
Are you trying to tell me something?!
MW
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!! No, it’s just a joke, as you asked!
The answer is “Let´s play somthing I composed”!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah!! This one’s realy good! But please, don’t take it personally!
Bjs
ok, fixe, but i prefer the first one….Bjs.
Want some more?….
claro!
Ok!
Na prova de admissão de um baterista para o conservatório, o professor toca no piano duas notas: dó e mi.
O professor pergunta:
- O que é que eu toquei?
- Hum… Posso ouvir outra vez?
O professor repete as duas notas.
O baterista pensa por um bocado e torna a pedir para ouvir novamente.
O professor acede e o baterista finalmente diz:
- Já sei! É um piano!
Have a great happy day!
Ok!
Na prova de admissão de um baterista para o conservatório, o professor toca no piano duas notas: dó e mi.
O professor pergunta:
- O que é que eu toquei?
- Hum… Posso ouvir outra vez?
O professor repete as duas notas.
O baterista pensa por um bocado e torna a pedir para ouvir novamente.
O professor acede e o baterista finalmente diz:
- Já sei! É um piano!
Have a great happy day!
you sure it wasn’t an accordian?
MW
Ah ah ah!! Could be!
But possibly this drummer didn’t know the difference between a piano and an accordian!!
but at least I know the difference between a piano and the air-conditioning
By the quality of your work with Novembro I believe you know much, much more!…..
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